Apr 29, 2012

Zumba

I love to dance.  I did ballet as a young child, and come middle school I joined my church's Greek dance troop.  But I love Zumba most of all ^_^

Source

The thing about Zumba is that it's pretty much a dance party.  No joke. My class involves loud speakers, flashing carnival lights, a rotating disco ball, and a lot of hip swinging and butt shaking.


The best part about Zumba though is I can dance as if I was at a club, but I don't have to worry about attracting unwanted attention. It's fun and makes me feel attractive, worth the $5 I pay for every session.

 (I should say, Zumba is not just for the young. I've seen couples come to sessions, grandmas, middle schoolers, and, surprisingly, people in casts O.o)


Granted, while I feel pretty good, and might I even say sexy, while dancing, I'm pretty sure the true image is something like this:

Source

Apr 28, 2012

You and Me and Life

I, obviously, didn't prewrite Y either, so this is barely squeaking by for publication on the correct day. But I actually find that nice.  I don't realize how tied to my computer I am until I avoid it for most of a day, and the A-Z challenge has me more tied than normal considering how many blogs I read each day.

So today was a nice day out celebrating with my uni friends who walked during commencement today.  It was a cold and dreary ceremony, but the speakers were good and the nice warm lunch afterwards was fantastic. Happy graduation you guys!

And in other notes, I now have 100 followers? Man, I remember when I was so excited when I got seven because someone I didn't met through MWYN (May - Write Your Novel, 1K a day for 80 days) decided to follow. Oh snap - MWYN starts again soon.  Not that I have the time to do, GMATs in a week and a half and all that. :/

Apr 27, 2012

Today brought to you by the letter X

And now, since I can't think of anything for 'x', a list of words in the x-section of the dictionary that sound cool.


  • Xanadu

  • xanthate

  • xanthphyll

  • xebec

  • xenia (totally want to name a character this now)

  • xeric

  • Xhosa

  • xiphoid

  • xylan

  • xylitol

  • xylose


Man, Firefox tells me most of those are spelled wrong. X is so weird. Many of those deal with chemicals and the color yellow, I don't quite understand it. Nor this tongue twister. But I rarely understand those to begin with :/


Xerox xylophone phone

Apr 26, 2012

World Domination

Such a lofty goal, isn't?

Well, not if you what you really want is to be Queen of the Galaxy, but I think I have a few years to go yet.

What I really want to do though, is expand my blogging audience. I mean, you guys are awesome and everything (and I mean, like Superman Awesome) but I want to connect with readers and random people, not just fellow authors.

So I signed up to be a Famous Author minion. Most people who follow them are readers after all, not just writers. Though some are both as well. If anyone knows how to connect to both groups it'd be then.

My minionship pretty much included me stalking them online XD But what really surprised me was the amount of authors who didn't even have a blog. Stephen King, James Patterson, Stefanie Meyer, JK Rowling. No blog. Just a website. (Though, JK's is down till later this summer)

Originally I wanted to share my findings of 10 authors I blog stalked, but as it was hard to find them (and it took a bit of time), I only did five:

I then categorized the types of blog posts they wrote for their past 10 posts. Some posts fit in more than one category:
  • Writing Classes
  • WIP/Extras (updates on their current projects and mini 'DVD' extras like characters answering reader questions and book soundtracks)
  • Book Worlds News
  • About Me and My Life
  • Author News (related to products and book tours)
  • Random Fun stuff.
What I found was...interesting. Not many of these authors seemed to connect with readers. Or at least, now how I view it. I usually think of connecting via shared interests and talking a smidgen about my life so I can get to know you guys and you can get to know me.

23 out of 50 posts involved Random Fun Stuff, but only three authors wrote them all (Gaiman, Carriger, Duane). In fact, all ten of Carriger's posts involved it, 8 of Gaiman's did, and half of Duane's.

21 out of 50 posts were Author News, talking about tour dates, release parties, live Q&As. Every author, aside from Duane, had at least one post on this topic. All ten of Sanderson's were, and the only reason I didn't simply discard his blog for a news feed (like that of other authors whose sites I visited) is that his posts are more than three sentences long.

8 posts involved WIP/Extras, and every author had at least one post on this topic.

5 posts were on Writing Courses, all from Lisle, but she was advertising her own.

5 posts were also on About Me and My Life, giving updates on how things are doing and talking about time with family. 3 out of 5 authors covered this topic.

And least talked about was Book World News, with 2 posts from different authors.

Three authors typically wrote long posts (more than 500 words), and two wrote short ones, and most of them posted frequently - at least once a month, but usually more.


Ultimately, I don't think most of us are not talking about similar things in kinda similar ratios. I'm heavy on the writing process, as I think many are, but aside from that I for sure talk about random things. Especially this month >.< I swear A-Z challenge is sucking ideas from my brain so hard all the good ones are already gone and I have several really random, 'where did this come from?' posts. The problem is simply that I'm not published yet.

That will have to change.

Apr 25, 2012

Visuwords

There are certain sites we all visit a lot; according to my Internet history my top three are Facebook, Pinterest, and Hotmail. (Funny, Firefox recognizes Facebook and Hotmail as words, but not Pinterest. I'm sure that'll change soon.)

However, none of them compare to Visuwords. Tis my favorite.

I use it all the time when I write. It's a dynamic, online thesaurus, and I love how it wiggles.  Seriously, I can make word bubbles bounce and dance, spin open, or move the entire web. Plus, it's all nice and color coded!

You type in a word, and all words related to it crop up in connected bubbles. Verbs, nouns, adjectives, you name it.  And then those words can be clicked on and their connected bubbles pop into being and before you know it you're never using the same word twice in your novel.

I was gonna put up a screen shot, but then I think you'll miss how fun and useful this site is (way more than your traditional thesaurus). Good thing YouTube exists.


Sorry for the late post today. I was suddenly switched to the new Blogger interface, this post wasn't written ahead of time, and I had to explore my new playground.

Apr 23, 2012

Trains

When I was little, I loved trains. When my little brother was born, I went around telling everyone who asked his name that is was Thomas, as in this guy:


Granted, now I feel a little different. It might have to do with the fact that I live near a train station. If I leave the island via the South Bridge, there are about seven tracks within a two mile radius. And only one street has a bridge that goes over any of them.

I spend a lot of driving time stuck behind trains. Lines stretch down whole mile blocks, plus cross streets where people can't turn, and wait times can be 30 minutes (though 10 is average). I once had a train slow down, stop, and then reverse direction only to stop again three cars away from clearing the road. It's a nightmare. Many times alternate routes are also blocked by trains, and there's no schedule to base your driving on.

Needless to say, they do help with my patience. Especially when you get caught by two on your way home after errands. They've also increased my daring, I've looked at many a train, thought, I've got time, and speed around the railroad gates and over the tracks to freedom.

When the bridge opens to let freighters by though, there's no escape. It's the only way on and off the island, so those lines get extra long. I've finished chapters sitting in my car waiting for the bridge to lock into place again.

Apr 21, 2012

Sister


I have only ever thought of one person I would dedicate a book to - my sister.

(Yeah, I know. We don't look alike. It took two years for two of our high school teachers to realize we were related. XD)

She's a bit crazy. When she's home from school, she likes to steal my bed. She also likes to put the few figurines and toys I have in, ahem, mature situations. She's also very demanding, forcing me to make her brownies and mailing them, and reads through books so much faster than me I find myself hiding my recent purchases and not letting her near them cuz she'd finish them months before I open the cover.

I love teasing her about the fact I'm 1/2 in taller ^_^

But I do love her. She's the only person in my family I can be open about my writing with. My parents tolerate it, but aren't super supportive. (Mom's actually said my creepy stories are the result of deep seated mental issues. I assure you, I'm perfectly sane. Well, as sane as writers are.) My sister however has been there every step of the way with so many stories. I have spent many a car ride with her belting out the lyrics to songs on the radio, but just as many have been focused on helping me world build, figure out characters, and straighten out plots.

She's always been my primary beta reader, though I'll admit she's picky about which stories she reads, but her advice is always solid. She's never like 'I liked it!' and that's it. She answers my questions, brings up valid points, and talks to me about ways to fix problems.

Sometimes she holds my requests over my head. 'I read your story, now send me Reeses!' But I figure, eh, she's family and doing me a favor, so I send her raspberry Hershey Kisses. It's chocolate, so it's all good.

My sis has been with me in my writing journey since 2006. I don't really talk about her, because she is in the background, but she's always there and I really, really appreciate it. She jokes that I'll have to split profits of my first sale with her, and I've always say 'no' XD. But without a doubt, she instrumental in how far I've gotten, and I never say it enough Sis, but thanks. The dedication is all yours. And when I do get a check, I'll finally send you those Reeses.

~~~~

Tongue Twister of the Day!

Sizzling Sweet Sister

Apr 20, 2012

Can a dragon roast a knight in armor?

(Note: I originally wrote this post for another blog I have, about adding medical realism to fiction writing. However, I don't want to pay for the hosting while I'm in Ethiopia and will be halting that project and figured you guys would enjoy a roasted knight. I may move some other articles from that site to this one as schedules posts while I'm gone over the two years, so if you have any requests on injuries for your writing research you'd like to know more about, let me know!)

First off, can a human even be roasted?

Why, yes they can be.

The most notorious way of it is by the means of a Brazen Bull. An instrument of torture from ancient Greece, the Bull was made of bronze and hollow. Men were placed inside and a fire was set underneath the device until it heated up and roasted the victims inside. The Brazen Bull’s inventor, Perillos, rigged the Bull so a man’s screams sounded like the braying of a bull.


People did die this way, or in a similar device such as a coffin made of brass, and there’s tales of the scorched bones shining like jewels and being turned in bracelets.

The catch is that it took hours for the person inside to die. And, judging by all that movies and books have taught me, dragons don’t spew fire continuously for 10 minutes, let alone several hours.

But the Brazen Bull was made of bronze, whose melting point is about 1,742 degrees Fahrenheit. Medieval armor is made of steel or iron. Different types of steel have different melting points, but one of the lowest melts at 1,333 degrees Fahrenheit. Iron on the other hand melts at 2,800 degrees Fahrenheit. Human flesh starts to burn at 140 degrees Fahrenheit.

And how hot is dragon fire? I’m going to guess 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit, as that’s the temperature of orange fire, the most common color I’ve seen in movies. Which means dragon fire is more than hot enough to melt steel armor. But even the hottest fire, which burns a dazzling white, is still a hundred degrees cooler than the melting point of iron.

But we don’t have to melt armor, just burn the person inside. And since a candle flame is hot enough to do that, you can bet a dragon can. So yes, logically, a dragon can roast a human.

Can he do it in one breath?

Let’s say a dragon spits fire for 40 sec. He hits the knight dead in the chest, who’s wearing steel armor that weighs 42.64 kg. The average body surface area of an adult is 1.73 meters squared, and for simplicity’s sake lets say the armor is of even thickness, so he’s covered by .003 meters of steel. Or 0.12 inches if that’s easier for you to see.

Doing a bunch of chemistry (in which I relayed on friends, please please correct this if you think it’s wrong) I determined the heat transfer of dragon fire to an armor plate is 284 (using 60 C [140 F] as the final temp and a refreshing mountain temp of 4.4 C as the initial air/armor temp). And from there I figured it would take about 5 seconds the armor to be hot enough to burn.

And how long does he take to cook?

Not much more than a minute. So, a 40 second burst won’t completely kill a knight, but to a dragon who likes them raw, it probably won’t mind. And after the first five seconds, when the knight is burned, he’ll be in too much pain to move anyway.

But, if your dragon can only produce short bits of flame, say for 5 seconds, he’ll only burn the knight and he can then proceed to roll around the try to stab its heart. Slightly burns probably won’t deter a knight in the heat of battle, but they can add up. So eventually the knight would make a mistake due to pain and be killed.

Either way, dragons will come out the victor most of the time.

(Note number 2: Humans supposedly taste like pork, and since dragons usually eat sheep (not lambs) I wonder if they prefer mutton and only eat us when there's no other option. Or if we're just in front of them. Kinda how like if there's a bag of chips in front of me, I will eat them all.

Also, Blogger is being a poopy head and not allowing me to put a caption on my image. It's by dA user ElegantArtist21 and is used with permission.)

Apr 19, 2012

Quizes

I love quizzes, they really were the only interesting part of Seventeen for me when I was younger. And I used to take so many along the lines of , what Harry Potter character are you? Or what element are you?

So today, I bring you lots of quizzes about writing!



I write like
Charles Dickens

I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!



Hmm, I've taken this twice, both with pieces of writing that I've written in the past month, and got different answers. But the first time, I had now idea who that author was, at least I know Charles Dickens.

Holly Lisle's Are You Right For Writing? Quiz

I scored a 56, meaning 'If you can write, you're in there'. I love that she explains why certain answers are better than others for her 10 questions too.

The Original Fiction Mary Sue Litmus Test

& The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test


While the questions are slightly different, they're essentially the same, making sure your character is not a Mary Sue!

Kiersy Temperament Test
Apparently I'm INTJ, also known as a Mastermind (just like Stephen Hawking!). And knowing that, I can go here and learn about my strength and weakness as a writer based on my personality score. It's scare how much of the analysis is correct.

Which Crazy Writer are You?
Apparently, I'm Tom Wolfe.
"Ah, the life of a wall flower. You get to hang out with the most interesting people - radio DJs, hot rodders, hippies, Hell's Angels, Wall Street tycoons, frat boys - and are completely happy putting them into the spotlight. You're completely happy hanging back with your martini and your little notebook, jotting down all your little observations, in sight but out of mind. Sure, everyone at the party knows who you are - but do they know the real you? And, more importantly, if you want to fade into the background, what's with the bright white suit?"






You Should Be a Film Writer





You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.

You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.

Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.

And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

Apr 18, 2012

Peace Corps

Those of you who've been with me since before the A-Z challenge already know this, but come June 4th I'll be leaving for Ethiopia to serve in the Peace Corps for two years (plus an extra three months of in country training).

It's something I've had on my mind since my sophomore year of college. I wanted adventure, I hadn't really spent time abroad since I toured Europe my junior year of high school, and leaving for my service right after I got my BA was a good time. I didn't have family or a job to worry about leaving. And to make myself more competitive for assignments, I went to New Zealand for an internship, and officially applied November 2010.

The thing about applying for the Peace Corps is there's a lot of uncertainty. For the first part of the summer I was signing month by month contracts to stay in my co-op because I had no idea when I would be called to leave. I didn't get magazine subscriptions, because by the time the first issue came, I may already have to cancel it. I looked for internship and job half halfheartedly, because I didn't know how long I would be here. It impacted my choice of whether it would be worth it to start this blog last May (it totally was).

My departure date was officially announced to be Feb '12 last June, instead of the early Fall I was hoping for, and I found myself scrambling to fill the rest of my summer and the Fall semester. I moved home, became a substitute teacher, and started avidly searching for a job. Peace Corps was nice and all that, but I realized part of the attraction of it had three years ago was the delay of entering the work force, and that idea wasn't that scary any more. I was, and am, ready to jump into a career and start my life.

December rolled around, and I still hadn't heard anything about my nomination becoming something more solid, good thing I was job hunting! But then lo and behold, I got an interview near Christmas time saying my original nomination was gone, but was I still interested? Not successful in finding a job, of course I was.

But shortly after New Years other opportunities came in. Internships and interviews. Life was calling, and Peace Corps would delay it for two years, at least. 5 if I did grad school after it.

So I figured, Peace Corps would be a back up plan. I could always pull out before leave, I could pull out half way through my service if I really wanted to.

And that though continued, even when I got my assignment. I was being sent to Ethiopia to teach English. How does that help me in my professional goals? What happened to the business development tasks I wanted to do? I accepted, but still the though of pulling out circled my mind.

Then came all my other plans falling through, and the only thing left was Peace Corps. Could I try something else? Possibly, but over the year and a half that I've been through the application (which requires a lot of time and money for medical bills) my thoughts that Peace Corps would be awesome never changed. Its no longer a delay to entering the workforce, but an escape from this stagnate life I feel like I've been living since I graduated from uni last April. Plus, I feel like if I have this opportunity, and don't take it, it will haunt me. Not to mention, it's a huge boost for my resume, which my roughly year search proved it could use. And of course, it's adventure and learning and fun and making a difference.

And since I'm a writer through and through, I'm totally blogging about it all. Join me at Adventures in Amharic if you want to follow along. I can't promise I'll update often, I have no idea how steady Internet is (which mean this blog will also have dead times), but I will post about everything. My job, the food, the people. Expect pictures! Except of public areas, government buildings, and infrastructure, as it's illegal to photograph those. Guess you guys will just have to settle for gorgeous scenery ^_^

Apr 17, 2012

Opshop

I didn't have cable in my first apartment, we go everything via digital antennae. But while it was a pain moving it all the time (if we wanted to get ABC it had to be closer to the TV, CBS, it had to be farther), at least we always got good shows. In New Zealand, the basic TV we got was more limited. There was the Maori (native) channel, one that had a lot of soaps, and then C4, the local MTV.

I watched a lot of C4. And New Zealand's Next Top Model. Man, that got addicting. So I was pretty exciting when one of the Kiwi bands hooked up with the show and the models worked on a music video for a challenge.




This simply made me fall in love with Opshop, the band, even more. More than a year later, I still sing this song and get it stuck in my head. It's kinda like looking at a picture, hearing this reminds me of good times so I'll always be sentimentally attached to it.

Then again, I get attached to clothes too. That may be why I've kept dresses from middle school and now use them as tunics.

Apr 16, 2012

N is for Hazelnut

This is another one of those days where my brain has nothing.

Which may or may not have to do with the fact that Easter was yesterday (Eastern Orthodox usually celebrates on a different day, we make sure passover is over before we celebrate. It's a pain though when the rest of the world celebrates a month prior - all the Easter candy is stale by then) and we hosted a huge dinner party. Lamb on a spit, more desserts than I can count, and two armfuls of wine bottles. Okay, two of those were ouzo. If you don't like black licorice, avoid that.

And as I couldn't find a substitute job assignment for today, I'm in charge of cleaning the house :/

Oh well, I get first dibs on the leftovers.

For you guys, I'll just leave you with a picture of the wonderful product that saves me during Lent on no dairy days.



Apr 14, 2012

Manly Emotion

I don't remember where (otherwise I'd post a link), but on a blog recently there was talk about writing characters of the opposite gender.

Which got me thinking, I've written 1st POV from a MMC before, but have I gotten it right?

The hardest thing I find write about guys is when they show emotion. I mean, I know they feel, they're human, but most of my literary (and film!) references don't show crying or frustrated deconstructions of rooms. Kay, I've seen the later, but it was a comedy, so I'm counting it as not really real cuz it was done for laughs. I mean, it's very common to see women cry in films, and I'd assume that men cry in real life, but I've never really seen it myself (out and about or in media).

So, you manly men out there, if you don't mind answering, have you ever shown intense emotion in front of people? Who? In public? What emotion? And why?

Ladies, if you have some stories to share of observing our males counterparts, do share.

Apr 13, 2012

Language - How to Trick Your Readers into Thinking You Created One

I love world-building. Love love love. I've drawn maps, created cultures, world histories, local animals, religions, non-verbal body language, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Sometimes, I like it more than actually writing, or at least the story that I put down.

Two NaNo's ago, I went and created a language. I borrowed books on linguistics from the library, read about all the different structures of sentences, all the different sounds, and my brain exploded. It was all way to much information, and the remnants of my brain wouldn't heal all day, despite all my hot chocolates (and looks from fellow Wrimos).

I have no idea how Tolkien did it. Gah. I bow many times in his direction.

But, I discovered, it's really simple to fake a language. We use a lot of smoke and mirrors in writing, to make people think we know what we're talking about (really, what do I know about collecting souls? or living in the time of the Black Plague? Not a thing) and it's not different with languages.

So.

  • Keep the sounds consistent. German has a lot of guttural sounds, Bushmen have clicks. Maybe your made up language revolves around A and lots of apostrophes. Just makes sure all the words you make up sound like they come from the same place.
  • Use words in your writing. Refer to a type of tree by the language, use a word as an insult, an idea.
  • Have language be tied to culture. Have a suffix to a name indicate gender, a have common phrase be tied to a way of thinking (aka 'I see you' from Avatar), show there's purpose to the language, other than to name things.

You might also want to keep a dictionary of words you make up. I find it's helpful for consistency of sounds, and to make sure I don't call something by two different names.

Today's bit of Twisting Tongue:

Lolly Linguine laments lying.


(Just realized it's Friday the 13th! Ahh!)

Apr 12, 2012

Kites

I want one. That is all.

XD You can totally tell I had no idea what to do for K. But I do love kite flying. It just sucks that my front yard has power lines. I've lost many a kite there. And the field on the island is near the airport, and I'm always worried that we'll send the kite up too high and it'll get stuck in a plane's propellers or the like as it comes in for a landing. Being responsible for a plane crash is not on my bucket list.

Today's Verbal Challenge:
Kit Kitten's Kite can't cut curves

Apr 11, 2012

Jimmy Johns

I was gonna do something about juxtaposition, but then I was listening to the radio (common occurrence) and didn't switch stations when a commercial came one (not so common occurrence). Twas for Jimmy Johns, and I found it hilarious.

I don't actually like Jimmy Johns, I'm much more of a Subway fan. Or A&W (which stands for Albert and Wright, by the way). Or home cooking. At dinner parties you don't host so you can ignore the dishes a bit.

Dang it, now I made myself hungry. Or at least craving an A&W root beer float. There is one down the street....

No! Bad Gwen, class starts in 30. And you need to write this post.

Oh yeah...

So, without further ado, I bring you epic Jimmy John's commercials. Hear them through to the end, that's where the punch line is.






*Sigh* the last one isn't the full ad. The punch line is supposed to be 'why didn't you call us first? 'I did' XD

Today's Twister:
Jack and Jill jiggled juggling Jabberwockies.

Apr 10, 2012

Use Your Imagination

I've heard 'write what you know' a lot.

I can't follow that.

Mainly because I don't know a lot. My romance experience is probably the equivalent of most middle-schoolers, I've been tipsy (but never drunk), rarely break the rules, and, quite honestly, never met a dragon.

That's not stopping me from writing a story where a dragon is the MC.

See, I think the most important thing to write is what we can imagine. It's a given for SF/F authors, but even for literary fiction and YA it's important. We have to imagine what our characters would think and say, imagine what locations look like, imagine plots.

Our imagination is the foundation of our writing.

Throw in a bit of true life, makes things relatable, but come back to that magical world of make-believe.

Today's tongues twister:

Image Badge

Apr 9, 2012

Haunts


Everyone has a place they frequent. Mine is usually the island in the middle of the kitchen, but I do love going to a local coffee shop called Tongues (though the official names is 'protein bar and chill lounge'). There's always so much going on; some nights it's a movie, others a bad, or maybe open mike. And they have really yummy, pint sized hot chocolates.

There's comfy couches in the back corners, and I usually commandeer one for a few hours every Wednesday between work and my Zumba class. I try to set it aside as writing time, though it's rare I spend the entire time writing/editing. The internet is a very distracting place.

This one shouldn't be much of a challenge:
Gaunt Haunt of Hauptmann

Apr 7, 2012

Growing as a Writer

...is a lot like realizing how old your siblings are. You think of them always as this little first grader with a rat tail and fondess for monkeys, you remember their first steps, and then bam! they're in high school in a steady relationship and you realize if they're old, you're older. T.T

Because you don't notice the little things, you need reference points, and I've never really been able to see my writing change unless I compare it to something new. So, just for kicks, I pulled out the oldest story from my laptop, from 06 when I was...17. I think, age math sucks.

Enjoy an excerpt from an untitled, unfinished piece Word informs me I called Circus, a piece I had completely forgotten I started XD.

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Obviously this wasn’t heaven, or hell for that matter. Not lofty angels or cackling demons. The white clouds of heaven were not to be seen and hell’s ground cover of flames was green grass. The expected sounds of harps or screams were not heard. Instead the happy noise of a crowd was coming from behind him. Turning Ed moved out of the way to let the people pass.

Following the trail of people, the blonde’s eyes alighted on the most ridiculous structure he had ever seen. It looked like a tent, but what military had such a ridiculously colored one? This one had red and gold strips with little green flags perched on the three points. There was another thing, why in the world would anyone want such a big tent? Edward decided to check it out and walked on the outside of the crowd toward its source.

Now closer to the tent, Ed paled at the horribly disfigured people waving at the crowd into the tent. They both (for there were two, one on each side of the tent flap) had the palest faces Ed had ever seen, more white than those of albinos. The hair was also a sight. One had purple dreadlocks to his shoulders with a bright yellow cap on top. The other had curly hair that extended 4 inches around his head. On top of that, it was rainbow colored. Both had bright red, round noses. To add to the horrible facial features of the two was the clothes they were wearing. Deadlocks was wearing a green and blue striped body suit with yellow pom-pom buttons and overly large bright red shoes. Curly had on a floral shirt under a pair of orange and black plaid overalls. His shoes were a florescent green.

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Definitely of a different tone than my current stuff, but I don't think how I've dealt with images has changed. And this is certainly the only time I've mentioned circuses.

Today, your tongue twister is:
Growing Green Worms

Apr 6, 2012

The Benefits of Writing Fanfictioin

I'll admit it, I write fanfiction. Have been for years. I know it's not popular, or professional, but I've learned so much reading and doing it I can't say I regret it. Or mind that people know I regularly read and write. But no, I'm not going to give out my penname for that ^_~

I know Mur Lafferty has advocated writing fanfiction before, especially for NaNoWriMo and when I first heard that I fell in love with her. Because the fanfiction community is huge, (I'd give you a number, but they don't list authors without a search term, and I'd count the stories, but I know that there are some fandoms with more than 500K stories for them, and there's more fandoms listed than I want to count by hand. It'd take hours. And that's just the main site I frequent. There are tons more.) and there are so many of us who want to move from published fanfiction author to published original author (anyone heard of Cassandra Clare? She used to write fanfiction under the same name). And we can because of what writing fanfiction has given us.

From Fanfiction to just Fiction by Vanessa Cohen


Practice

They say your first million words are practice, and that's just what fanfiction is. You obviously can't publish it (though you could argue people writing Star Wars books are getting paid for fanfiction) so all those words are just helping you find your voice and style. It's kinda fun, looking at the 50+ stories I've published and see how much I've improved. Granted, I've only written half of that million words, but it's coming.

Experimenting

There's something about the unprofessional nature of fanfiction that encourages people to play with form. I've seen stories written in entirely in the second person, others that loop back on themselves - staring and ending with the same paragraph.  There are others that play with formatting, with sequences of events, with how different people may think. Anyone know Firefly? There's some interesting fics told from River's point of view, so many ways to write the mind of a crazy person. I'm guilty of it too, I went for a cinema verite version of a first person story, refraining from using the word 'I' through out it to mimic actual first person thought. Writing fanfiction is like playing with word play-dough.

Learning What a Good Story Is

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I read fanfics more than I write them, tabbing ones that sound interesting (sometimes up to 200 in a window XD) and then I go through and read them. But 200 stories is a lot, and I've learned to identify within the first chapter, nay, the first few paragraphs, which are worth my time. I've learned what a Mary Sue is (a perfect character, you don't want them), I've discovered how not to do flashbacks (or dream sequences), that you shouldn't over describe your characters, that dialog has to be sensible, that plot is necessary and things have to make sense (there's a genre of fics called 'crack' that are so bizarre and insensible it's assumed the author was on drugs while writing it). And the ever importance of formatting and spellcheck, it horrifies me how many stories lack it.

I mean there's good fanfictions out there, but probably more bad, but by comparing the two, especially if they have similar plots (Let's say...Harry Potter getting sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor) it easy to see what works and what doesn't. You learn by example. It's kinda hard to do the same type of learning with books, they've all been judged by gatekeepers to be good. And when I've compare pieces in a creative writing class, I've always been sensitive about feelings.

You Don't Have to Start From Scratch

The world, the characters, they're all there already. You don't have to make them up. And because of that, I find it's easier to come up with stories for fandoms than original stories. But because the world is there, I find that authors are using it as a foundation and build up more complex version of the world, training to build their own.  We know what Transformers look like, so people add other elements like what their natural nonverbal gestures are or why there are so many different models.

The same thing happens with character. How does the Doctor deal with the loneliness when he doesn't have a companion? Why did he steal the TARDIS is the first place? And why does the current incarnation have a fondness for bow ties?

Canon provides a backdrop for so many possibilities, and it possible to watch authors grow. Some eventually branch into well thought out alternate universe (AU), where the only thing linking the fanfiction to the original is character names and relationships. And even then they give a version of the character different than the original author created, to the point where if the names were changed the story could be sold on Amazon.

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The other thing about not starting from scratch is that fanfiction makes itself perfect for short stories and flash fiction. There already is a history of character relations and plot, so words don't have to be used to set one up. Readers already know everything about a world and it's character, allowing writers to focus on a single point of time, on the emotion of moment in a piece of flash fiction (or drabbles as they're called). Or it could be a one-shot, a one chapter story, highlighting a history hinted at in canon but never fully explained.

Maybe it hints at a possible future, especially in comics and manga where new chapters come out and then leave a week, a month, or more before the next installment comes out.  So many Harry Potter fanfictions were written between the time books came out, making predictions to tie over the writer and other fans until the adventure of the next year was published.

The endless possibilities of fanfiction is something that never amazes me, and I love trying to come up with pairing and plots that haven't been seen before. And not having to worry about creating world or character, allow writer to really work on developing plots. Which is still a weak point for me -_-'

Instant Audience

Even if your fanfiction is the worst on planet, you're guaranteed readers. People love the canon (original) characters and world of what your story is based on so they'll read it just for that. You can always count on readers to open your story.


Ego Boost

Because people like the original world so much, there's people who like anything do with it. Stories get lots of positive reviews, more so than negative ones. Even a simple review like 'this is awesome!' makes me smile and reinvigorates my writing. But it's also common to get specifics in a review, people telling you what in particular they like, and nothing makes me glow more than hearing something I wrote emotionally touched someone.

Different sites also all tracking of stories, and I always feel giddy when I have 70 readers wanting to get an e-mail when I update. 

Accountability

When I write original fiction, I like to have it all finished before I share it. That's a rare person in the fanfiction community. Most stories are written chapter by chapter, and posted chapter by chapter (hence my currently abnormally large WIP count) and it's a great push to actually finish a story, knowing people are counting on you to update.  The guilt of not doing it, and the risk of angry fans, is a great thing to hold you accountable. 

It's something I really need in real life, as I end most of my stories right before the climax. I know the ending at that point, and what's the point of finishing if no one else needs to know/is expecting an update? Fanfiction is helpful im getting me into the habit of proper, timely writing habits. 

Stats

While all sites have some version of tracking stats, I'm most familar with those on fanfiction.net and I'm obsessive compulsive about checking them.You can see how many hits and visitors a story get, per month or over its life, and see that data broken down by chapter. You can see how many reviews you've gotten per chapter, read them, reply to them. You can see what country readers hail from. You can see how many hits and views your profile has. Other users can also add your story to a community, a collection of fics they find worthy enough to share with others. And you can keep track of who selected your story as a favorite, who selected to have chapter updates set to their e-mail, and who is not just following individual stories but you as an author.

When I upload a new chapter, I'm checking my hits several times that day and the few afterwards. And even then, I normally check my stats once a week. It's a great way of seeing which stories people seem to like more. 

Fan Base

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People who follow your fanficition writing are doing so because they like your writing, not the subject matter.  There are so many Transformers fics about Sam Witwicky during into a Autobot, that if a reader doesn't like your version they can find one that they do.  Thus, if they favorite or alert (follow) you as an author, they're a loyal fan base. They get e-mail updates every time you upload or edit a chapter because they just want more of your writing.  And when you have a book sitting in a bookshelf, these people are likely to get a copy. I know that when fanfic authors I follow finally sell a manuscript, I'll buy it because I love their writing so much. And I know I have readers who will do the same. The fan base you collect writing fanfiction is a group you can sell your original writing to.



Prepare to cut your tongue on this one:
The friction of fiction. 

Apr 5, 2012

Eggs - The Homemade, Peanut Butter Varity

Eggs are an Easter staple, and as much as I enjoy playing 'tsougrisma' (a Greek Easter game where we see whose selected hard boiled egg is stronger) my favorites are the candy ones ^_^ One of the side effects of me spending so much time on Pinterst is finding recipes, and so when I found one for homemade Reese's Peanut butter eggs, I couldn't resist.

They taste soo good, I couldn't help but share the recipe.




You'll need:

4 cups powdered sugar
1 3/4 cups creamy peanut butter
5 tablespoons butter
2-3 tablespoons milk
1 bag of chocolate chips
1/2 cup shortening

Mix together the powdered sugar, peanut butter, and butter. Go slowly (there's a lot of sugar and you don't want it to all leave in a poof of white because the mixer throws it in the air) until it's thoroughly combined. Add the milk, one tablespoon at a time, while you continue mixing. It'll look crumbly, but should be soft and squishy like play-dough.

At this point, start snagging handfuls and molding it into eggs. I found it best to squish it a couple of times to make the dough ball smooth and blended, roll it into a ball between my palms, and then flatten it a bit till it looked like an egg. Place the eggs on a wax paper covered tray and stick in the freezer for an hour.

Shortly before your hour is up, start melting the chocolate. I use an improvised double boiler, nesting pots, but you can just a pan or the microwave. (Though I'd avoid the latter, because you'll find yourself constantly reheating the chocolate as it cools). Simply dump the chocolate chip in your kitchen tool of choice, add the shortening, and put over medium heat. Stir to get rid of lumps.

Next comes dipping! Pretty self explanatory. I found I used two toothpicks, stabbing the eggs and dipping with one, while using the other to scrape off the dripping chocolate before placing it back on the tray (still covered with wax paper, of course). Sometimes a spoon was helpful, especially for the eggs I made that were probably bigger than they should have been. And I could dribble a bit over the holes the toothpicks left.

While the chocolate is still warm and melty, add toppings. I did sprinkles, but I'm sure you could do anything else your little hearts desire. Or royal frosting on them after the chocolate hardens.

I keep mine in the freezer (prevents me and others from eating them so quickly), but they really are simple enough for me to make more before Easter next week if I must.

You're tongue twister for today is:
Extremely Engineered Energetic Eggs

Apr 4, 2012

Dictionaries

Dictionaries save my life when playing Words with Friends, but I still seem to loose a lot of my games...

I remember learning how to use them as a child, and when I volunteered for 826, and now when I sub elementary students, I encourage their use. Which is funny, because I'm totally a spell check child. My spelling skills royally suck. It's kinda a running gag in my family.

Normally, I would recommend someone pick up a dictionary and just start reading (though I did read the class encyclopedia in 4th grade, until I got to baby and got slightly weirded out). But see, I found one that's rather amusing and it's one of my current bathroom reads:

The Dictionary of the Future! Future, future, future. (Yes, the echo effect was necessary.)

It's excatly as is sounds, and it's quite ingenious. I'm a SF fan, and these guys must be too because there is serious thought in this book. They predicted not only the look of the future, but the lingo that would be used to describe it in so many different societal issues, from aging to technology to figures of speech.

For example:

Cubanglo - residents of Miami's Cuban community who were born in the US

Subscription Restaurants - a concept that will take the private club one step futher. Celebrity chefs will open restaurants that are by subscription only. Customers will fund the restaurant by investing in a 'food bond' in advance; depending on the amount, you're entitled to a certain number of meals per month - which you have to pay for of course. Food bonds will also have liquidity.

Elderweds - couples getting married in sixties, seventies, and beyond.

I'm getting so many ideas from this book it's crazy. I there was a bit of drama when my grandpa started dating after grandma died, if he as actually gotten married...

Granted, this came out in 2001 so some things are off in prediction in the internet and media world. But this is still a really cool read.

What future word can you think of?

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Tongue-Twister!

Future Fanatical Furbies

Apr 3, 2012

Cosplay

I like to dress up. I do it so rarely, because I'm lazy and don't put a lot of effort into my appearance. My normal attire is a cross between Bohemian / didn't change out of PJs. On weekends or class days. When I work, I have to follow dress code. But as whether I'm subbing for a general education class or a special education, that changes so I have like four wardrobes in my closet. It needs to have access to Time Lord technology - bigger on the inside.

But the type of dress up I love the most is cosplay, dressing up as characters I like and going to events centered on them. It's a little different from dressing up as Hermonie for Halloween because 1)I'm older than 12 2) I do it in the middle of July for movie releases 3)I actually make these costumes, not buy them. Or rather...buy different items and put them together for an outfit. I don't know how to sew. ;_;

The thing about cosplay is at times it reminds me of writing. When I write, I feel like I channel my characters. I think of things as I type, from their point of view, and cosplaying allows me to become characters. You dress as them, and it's not uncommon to act like them for bits at a time. I remember watching two Jack Sparrows duel in the theater before the midnight showing of the second movie.

Steampunk especially. With anime or comics, you dress up as known characters. For Steampunk, you create your own. The character I dress up as, Rose Kaviler, has a whole back story I created, and I'm working on fixing up my costume to relay all that. You can tell a lot about a person looking at their clothes, and made up characters are no different. I want my costume to say the same. Plus, there's a weekend long convention in Wisconsin called TelsaCon where you spend the entire thing in character. There's even a plot each year to follow, and the hotel decorates rooms to go along with it ^_^

This is me with a random cosplayer at the World Steam Expo last May. (I'm on the left)


And I can't forget my wonderful 'box' as my mom calls it. It took me hours to make this one.

I'm the Tardis! I wore it to my NaNoWriMo regions kick-off party, and met up with someone who went as the 11th Doctor. Should have opened the other door to show off the sign in this picture, but I wanted to show that I tried to make my insides glow by wrapping Christmas lights around me. I couldn't move very well in this, or sit at all. Or drink XD The waitress put my water on the top of my costume and my fellow WriMos were so good about getting the straw just right so I could sip it. I ended up shedding it after a bit, which was also an awkward affair. I'd love to make a dress version that would be loads more comfortable to wear.

It's so fun making costumes, and yes it's geeky. But I figure I'd rather spend my money on sewing classes than alcohol.

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Say this three times fast: (fair warning, I've tripped up my first time through several times XD)

Constructing Creative Costumes

Apr 2, 2012

Bathroom Reading Confessions

There's a reason I'm usually reading three books at once. I keep one in my purse, and one, well, in each of the two bathrooms of the house I use the most.

My entire family is bathroom readers. We spend way more time that she should on the throne, just reading. It's a biggest issue at night, when I lose track of time and realize, oops! I wanted to be in bed an hour ago!

I mean, sure I could take the book out of the bathroom and go sit on the couch. But what usually happens then is I spend all day on the couch and all my tasks go out the window. Life if full of distractions, and I don't read as often as I used to. Writing takes time, blogging and social media take time, and those five minutes waiting here and there I'm more likely to take out Rose (my smart phone, I name everything. My current laptop is Prowl) and fiddle with my apps than the book in my purse. Though I do have a fourth book on her too.

Now that I think about it...most of my reading time is actually in the bathroom. And that's just...sad. But the location does provide a good reason put your bookmark back in and go about your life. Either your butt gets sore or my parents start pounding on the door.

And then they do the same thing XD

Actually, Mom my be worse cuz she takes her iPad in with her to read.

Anyone else bathroom readers?

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Your A-Z Tongue-Twister Challenge!

Boxing Bathroom Books

Apr 1, 2012

A is for, well, A




Today starts the A-Z Blog Challenge! I'm to publish one post, every weekday, for this entire month, each themed around a word staring with a letter of the alphabet, starting with 'A' on the 1st and 'Z' on the 30th. (Is that right? *sings song to self* Yup, 30 days)

But today is just about the letter 'A'.

Because I'm kinda weird and have a favorite letter XD

Maybe sound would be more appropriate. There are so many different way to say the vowel, and there's something magical about adding 'a' to a name. Sarah is boring, Sarafina sounds regal and fantastical. Alaska sounds so much better to me than Vermont. 'A' is just a sound I really love to hear, I find myself attracted to words or names with it as much as I'm attracted to shiny and fuzzy things.

It feels good, starting something like this with a favorite (it must be fate!), and I hope the rest of you on this journey get off to a good start too!

And now, try saying this three times fast ^_~

Alligators Anticipate Alining Atoms